About Us

Name: BreakMan.EXE
Title: The Guy With The Hair
Secret Origin Story: One day, while strumming a plastic guitar, BreakMan realized his true goal– to become the lead plastic guitarist for the heavy metal band “METALNÖUGAT”. Unfortunately, there is a great competition to see who can become the lead plastic guitarist, as there are many plastic guitarists but only one position for the greatest heavy metal band of all time! BrëäkMän will stop at nothing to make sure that he beats all the other plastic guitarists to death thereby rendering them ineffective wins the competition with pride and honor.

Name: FlashMan.EXE
Title: The Guy With The Thing
Secret Origin Story: One day, FlashMan was bitten by a radioactive Magikarp. Now, he has the power to splash around aimlessly and accomplish nothing!

Realizing that this is not his true calling, he gave up on his dream of being a superhero as awesome as BreakMan and instead decided to make this blog.

You seriously didn’t think this page would have USEFUL information, did you?